Monday, July 13, 2009

Ah, well this is fucking fantastic, huh?


I'm in a rant sort of mood, so I will.


Okay, I'm getting really fucking sick of movies about dudes helping girls to become more attractive to guys and then the dude falls in love with the chick. It's like, we know it's coming because it's done so much. Like My Best Friend's Girl, I love Dane Cook, but I mean, come on! I knew what was going to happen before it even started...It's annoying and pathetic. Maybe I'm just picky when it comes to the quality of the movies I watch(not that I'm a pro) but seriously, at least be original. Oh, I thought of another one: Hitch. Are you fucking serious? Really? I mean, really? Ugh, no one seems to catch this little trend and it's retarded. If I was a director and someone wrote a script like that and wanted me to make it, I'd be like "Hell no, that's way too overdone. GTFO." You might say I'd never get offered anything else from being so selective, but no. Not if there was someone else out there with a brain. Like, M. Night Shamalan, or Tim Burton, or Kevin Smith for shit's sake! I could go on forever, but I won't. If and when I'm an actress, I won't conform to that shit. Actors have just as big a role in preventing other shit like that as directors. After all, they're the ones ACTING it out. Tsk, tsk, to you so-called "professional" actors. I expected it, in a way, from Will Smith, but not Dane Cook... I swear, I'll change the industry-Hollywood and everything. You won't see any of those sappy, love story movies from me. I don't cry in real-life and I won't do it for a camera. Nope, for me it will be all Horror, Comedy and maybe Action. Drama is just a waste of film...Well, some of it. You might say my passion on this subject is too potent, but I say it's just what Hollywood needs, a good slap in the face; A wake up call. I'm flattering myself a bit. I talk all this shit, but then watch, I get where I want to and I suck at it. Haha, well I just have to try and find out.


On to a much lighter note, I pulled a muscle in my calf so I've had my leg taped up for two days. Yay for me. Guess how it happened...Yep, "The Concert" was the culprit. But, hey, I had fun and it was worth it no matter what. I mean, so what if I can barely walk, right? Ah, what I do for my obsessions. <3



Polyvore owns about 85% of my attention per-week now. It's the first thing I go on when I get on the computer...Pretty sad. I used to make like 10 sets a day, I'm better now-it's more like 5 or 6. Still kinda a alot, but whatever.

^That last bit had a lot of A's next to each other. O.o

But, anywhozlebees, I'm going to the Midnight showing of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince tomorrow! I'm so excited! First Midnight thingy ever! Not last, though. New Moon; 11/20/09; 12:00 a.m.



Live Long and Die Hard.

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Oh shit...I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack!


Well, howdie-doo! I haven't done a bloggy in forever! I feel so empty...not.
If possible, I'm the happiest person in the world right now. Don't think so? Hmm...Fuck you! Hehe. But for cereal, I'm as dope as can be.
Last night was "The Concert" and it rawked harder than I expected, okay, maybe not rawked...more like rolled. XD
Yes, it was a JB concert, and no, you cannot make fun of them...yet. So, here's the whole story, with every detail.
It was AMAZING! I can barely talk from screaming so loud...I was fucking choking for air in between blood curdling, ear bleeding screams.
Tons of stuff happened. I really wish I got more pictures. I only got a few, two of the stage and two of Jordin Sparks.
First of all, we were supposed to be in row 30(The row 6 tix were sold out, boo-hoo), but they were moving people. It was all good 'cause we got better seats than we expected. They were only like four feet from where we were supposed to be, but they were on a ledge so we could see over the people on the floor.
Then, we waited(after waiting in line for over 2 hours to get in, and driving 2 hours to get there) for, like, another 2 hours while Honor Society, Some WonderPeoples(forgot their name. XD) and Jordin Sparks performed. Their performances went from...7:30 to possibly 9-ish.
THEN, JB finally came on and everyone went nuts. Including me and my BFF. We held our signs up every time one of the boys were on the catwalk. The stage was fucking awesome. In the middle of the arena with four platforms(one on each side). Kevin actually read my sign and laughed!!! Then he nodded at me and smiled! He smiled at Cheyenne a little too. And Nick laugh/smiled at her and she didn't even notice! We were FREAKING OUT! They performed LoveBug and Kevin came out first in a raincoat and umbrella and danced around(aw) and then this whole like water show started and Nick and Joe came out. SO AWESOME! And very cutely done.
Joe fell once, going UP stairs. I was laughing but I felt a little sorry for him. Nick almost fell too. Kevin did SO many guitar spins, he made himself dizzy. XD
OOOOHHHH, I FINALLY GOT TO SEE THE S.O.S. dance!!! In person! It was kinda weak though...BUT AWESOME! That might have been my favorite part despite the whole he-laughed-at-my-sign thing.
All in all, best night of my life. There's more, but I want to keep it to myself. Lawl... Aslo, if I may, I would like to add that my dad(the man who worships AC/DC and Led Zeppelin and such) said the effects were cool and that JB did very well live. Me and Cheyenne made him listen to the new JB CD in the car, so he was pretty educated. But, I thought that was nice of him to be so open minded.


This wasn't as long as I thought it would be, so I'll talk about something I haven't in a while; Alex.
She's da bomb-diggity. She's pretty much the only person I know that doesn't like the Jonas Brothers but will let me talk about them if I ever feel like it. I lurve her. If I were a mayun, I'd tap that. J/k. XD


Now, I will quote random things...

"Oh, we're scissoring!" -Mrs. Garrison.
"It's a wig and a mustache, taped to mah face!" -Kevin Lucas.
"If you put BBQ sauce on someone and make them lay in the sun, will they cook and smell good enough to eat? I wonder If I would eat someone that smelled like BBQ..." -Me.
"I'm ready, to get it on, but there's no gettin' on, 'till I'm ready." -South Park; JB.
"How far up my nose do you think my finger will go?" -Me.


Okay, that is all.


Bonjour!(It means hello.)