Merry Holidays......But don't expect me to be nice!

Ho, ho, ho and jolly holidays to you!.....There, I was nice, anyway, I am now going to rant about Christmas.(A.K.A. Today)......It was pretty good....I mean it didn't totally suck, but, well, not to seem greedy, I didn't really get what I wanted.

What I got:

1. Blue Ipod Nano

2. Jackass 2.5

3. Get Smart

4. The Beedle And The Bard

5. Twilight

6. An Avenged Sevenfold T-shirt

7. 2 candles, 1 candle holder

8. 2 pins

9. Candy(lol)

10. Knee socks

Sounds like alot, and yea some of it's pretty expensive....But it's not exactly what I wanted..

What exactly I wanted:

1. Ipod Nano(Got it)

2. Avenged Sevenfold: All Excess

3. 40 Year Old Virgin

4. Avenged Sevenfold CD's

5. Jonas Brothers CD's(shut up)

6. Camp Rock(Shut Up!)

7. Jackass 2.5(Got it)

8. Knee socks(Got it)

9. Animal Crossing: City Folk

10. A7X T-shirt(Got it)

See, I didn't not get what I wanted, I just didn't get stuff I REALLY wanted.....As you can see I like DVD's and CD's......I love music and movies, so yea. XD

Anwho's....I guess it's all good since my birthday is less than a month away....YAY!.......I'm getting old and it's scary......17, I consider it old, for myself. *sigh* Oh well, I'll have to man up and accept it......Well, I'm gunna go eat some M&M's....(I've been good t my low-sugar diet, I deserve them XD)......

Byez!

Shut your face so I can talk!

I have a problem.........Why are all the hot guys, famous? I mean why do they have to be so sexy? They strut around with their hot faces and (tight pants) nice hair and expect us to keep it in our pants every time we see them! I admit....I'm OVERLY excited SOMETIMES, but WHAT THE HELL DO YOU EXPECT?!?!....Yes I'm mainly talking about the Jonas Brothers.........I LOVE THEM....OK? Anyway, I'm getting fed up with them being so damn hot(if you don't agree they're hot then leave now)<-----A warning............Ok, so if you kept reading even if you don't like them, well I warned you. They're sexy, hot, romantic, sensitive, cute, funny, hot, sexy, sweet, beautiful, gorgeous......Sexy? I would do them........Yes in a sexual way......Not my fault!!!! BLAME THEM!!!!

So, if you're still wondering why I love them........Here:

Joe:

I don't like him as much as some girls, but he's cute. I found out we have alot in common which caught me off guard a little. He's so funny all the time and can be serious(like me). Well, not totally serious. But I think I'd end up with him if I DID date one of them.....And YES i realize I NEVER will. But you never know......I'm very determined to meet them........Before I die........In like 40 years...........When they're like old......But probably still hot.

Kevin:

Do I even need a reason to love him? He's everything all wrapped up into one! Funny, sensitive, sweet, serious(psh!) and SEXY! YAY! Alot of girls don't like him cause he's "ugly" and I think they're rude little prudes who don't know hot when they see him....I mean it.....And I don't JUST see his good looks, like I said, he's a really nice person and I would give anything to just MEET him.

Nick:

Awww! Nicky! So cute! So "shy"! So.......Fuck dude, he's awesome. Drums, piano, guitar, singing.....What can't he do?......Oh, I can think of one thing.....Of course my naughty mind would get to sex eventually. Lawl. I would SOOOO love to get him naked.......Even if it isn't for sex....What would it be for, you ask?....Well that's for me to know and him to find out. Hehe. He's the only one that I could rape.....I mean, fuck, without either of us going to jail. Haha. It would be totally LEGAL!.........And accept for the whole "He's 'pure 'till marriage'" thing, it'd be perfect...PERFECT!.....

My brain couldn't get more perverted......Or could it? O.o

Adios!

Doctors and the things they make people do....PERVS!

ANOTHER doctors appointment, thought this one wasn't bad...It was just weird. I had to get an ultrasound on my heart.....You know what that means? Yea, I had to take off my shirt, AND bra..Joy. So I'm laying their topless(in a gown of course) with a chick holding a tubie thing with cold goo on it to my boob....There's more, yes, I had to put my clothes back on and go to a different office. And guess what? LAY ON A TABLE IN MY BRA! Did I mention my mom was in the room for all of this? AWKWARD AND WEIRD!....For me....Probably for her too. But anywho, I had to sit in the office for another hour waiting for the results. I had an ultrasound and another EKG so it took a while.....The doctor eventually came in and talked to us.....You know what word he used alot? NORMAL!......Normal...."We see this in alot of normal people." Yup. I'm not normal...But it was nice to hear. I have high Cholesterol so I have to excersice and eat more healthy shit. EW!.....But I have to, so I will. Fuck doctors......They all have stupid rules for everyone. So, DON'T start acting all weird around me.....I'm fine! Stop all the bullshit...Well, not bullshit, but I hate being felt sorry for....I LOVE YOU ALL!



GOOD RIDDENCE!