Shut your face so I can talk!

I have a problem.........Why are all the hot guys, famous? I mean why do they have to be so sexy? They strut around with their hot faces and (tight pants) nice hair and expect us to keep it in our pants every time we see them! I admit....I'm OVERLY excited SOMETIMES, but WHAT THE HELL DO YOU EXPECT?!?!....Yes I'm mainly talking about the Jonas Brothers.........I LOVE THEM....OK? Anyway, I'm getting fed up with them being so damn hot(if you don't agree they're hot then leave now)<-----A warning............Ok, so if you kept reading even if you don't like them, well I warned you. They're sexy, hot, romantic, sensitive, cute, funny, hot, sexy, sweet, beautiful, gorgeous......Sexy? I would do them........Yes in a sexual way......Not my fault!!!! BLAME THEM!!!!

So, if you're still wondering why I love them........Here:

Joe:

I don't like him as much as some girls, but he's cute. I found out we have alot in common which caught me off guard a little. He's so funny all the time and can be serious(like me). Well, not totally serious. But I think I'd end up with him if I DID date one of them.....And YES i realize I NEVER will. But you never know......I'm very determined to meet them........Before I die........In like 40 years...........When they're like old......But probably still hot.

Kevin:

Do I even need a reason to love him? He's everything all wrapped up into one! Funny, sensitive, sweet, serious(psh!) and SEXY! YAY! Alot of girls don't like him cause he's "ugly" and I think they're rude little prudes who don't know hot when they see him....I mean it.....And I don't JUST see his good looks, like I said, he's a really nice person and I would give anything to just MEET him.

Nick:

Awww! Nicky! So cute! So "shy"! So.......Fuck dude, he's awesome. Drums, piano, guitar, singing.....What can't he do?......Oh, I can think of one thing.....Of course my naughty mind would get to sex eventually. Lawl. I would SOOOO love to get him naked.......Even if it isn't for sex....What would it be for, you ask?....Well that's for me to know and him to find out. Hehe. He's the only one that I could rape.....I mean, fuck, without either of us going to jail. Haha. It would be totally LEGAL!.........And accept for the whole "He's 'pure 'till marriage'" thing, it'd be perfect...PERFECT!.....

My brain couldn't get more perverted......Or could it? O.o

Adios!